Manny. 21. I just wanna eat ice cream and watch movies. Is that so much to ask for?

So Umami...

hernia:

when ur friend starts saying something but you were talking first

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violette-roses:

hair goals forever X



my bf: *doesnt reply*

me: [fuck this, I can do so much better than this ashy ass bitch. what am I supposed to do with some lil dick for the rest of my life anyways??? let me call his best friend MATTER OF FACT LET ME CALL HIS BROTHER. he’s not even that cute for me to be stressing over him. only reason I dated him is cause my girl told me to give his lil ugly ass a chance I'm over it tho, next! ha ha!]
my bf: my bad I had to pee. 

me: I thought you did! wassup babe 😍😛

ratchetlarry:

remember when everyone got mad at miley bc they thought this performance was provocative

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aktx:

tarntino:

me: *sees a white boy* *locks my car doors*

white boy: *knocks on window* what would you be doing if I was in there with you ;)


awkwardvagina:

have you ever just cried because you’re you

(Source: awkwardvagina)


wolfbruh:

so thats what its called

wolfbruh:

so thats what its called

(Source: danbutt)


(Source: its-always-funny)


bostonsocks:

cryingarabella:

breaking news


#when did the onion start posting real news stories

bostonsocks:

cryingarabella:

breaking news


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